Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion