Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"