Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.