Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls