What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.