Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.