Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.