Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.