Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.