What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage