What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.