I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
He read it in the Hobbituary.
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
Cancer
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!
In tennis, love means nothing.
A skeleton key.
With a crowbar.