What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts