Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.