They don't know where home is.
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They have no idea where home is.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
He always breaks the bat.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
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When they get to third base they think they've scored
The bottom of the fifth
Because they always throw up
A: One strike, and they're out.
A bat!
A fowl ball!
They have no home to run to
They've never known what home is.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Ketchup baseball!
A double!
A switch hitter.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A pinch hitter.
Because he can't run home
The harder you hit it the more English you get
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Baseball.
Golbat.
2nd base.
You can't take a rib from a black man
Adam and Eve
To prove that he was framed!
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Would you like ketchup with your chips
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
He over 'd
This is the end.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
You conduit!
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
They don't.
An umbrellaphant !
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"
