What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.