Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Annoying.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Because cheetahs are faster.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.