Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Lochte Jokes More Lochte Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.