Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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An octopuss !

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Because he was a cheetah.

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !