Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.