Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.