What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.