How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.