What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.