Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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Because they're out-standing in their field.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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They never stop lighting up.

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Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Auld Lang Swine.

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On duck tape !

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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A: Profane tanks.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y