Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.