Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist?

Hee Lan To

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

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What is the plural of manatee?

Menatee

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.

What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.