Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.