Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places