Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

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The ferrous wheel.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places