Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.