What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off