What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.