What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.