Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.