When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Depends how powerful the blender is

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they all fell off a truck.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.