When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
Hugh Heifer
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
He lost interest.
Prose before hoes.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
