How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

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Is this some sort of yolk

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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French Toast.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.