How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.