Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver?

An Uber mensche.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless