Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver?

An Uber mensche.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!