Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.