Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James