Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*