Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.