Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.