Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
They only have one I.
The ones in the mail of course!
A: Boxing
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Because he had Somalia.
Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere