Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).