Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere