Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.