Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.