What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Elfabet Jokes More Elfabet Jokes

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Santa Little Helper Jokes More Santa Little Helper Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!