What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob