Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.