Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions