Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...?

At least I'm not black"

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.