Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.