How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.