How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.