Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.