Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November