Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.