Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.