How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates