When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.