When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!