Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.