Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.