Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"