Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime