Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.