Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime