Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.