Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Because it's a place of war ship.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.