Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.