Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.