What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.