Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!